luke catchall

[ravenry]

why is there so much official art of him in bondage, pixi

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[ravenry]

[ does it look like she's waiting?

she is bringing out veggies. cabbage and bok choy and radishes.

right now!! ]

[rav3n]

[


gets the dishes out because he can't cook]

[ravenry]

[ luke?

can he not chop a vegetable? ]

What kind of meat do you like?

[rav3n]

[He will if she asks but he'll stay out of the way otherwise because he's used to getting kicked out of the kitchen]

Oh, all kinds. But, hmm... maybe pork?

[ravenry]

[ unfortunately, while she does have a servant who cooks for her at home, she can also do this herself.

she sets everything to be washed and cut and then she takes out pork for luke. he is the bane of every asian parent who wants bang for their buck at flat price hot pot restaurants. ]

Will you find a pot large enough for us?

[rav3n]

[LMKFJSHKG STOP NOT HIS CHEAPO TASTES]

Yeah, I got it. [Though he's mentally like HOW BIG IS BIG ENOUGH because they both love to eat... he'll pick a medium-sized one just because he figures they can add more stuff later if they want.] Should I get it boiling?

[ravenry]

[ HIS CHEAPO TASTES HE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE CHEAP HERE ]

Yes. Or at least a simmer.

[ insert a food prep montage here

shouxue is not great or the most precise with her cutting since she's no chef, but it is good enough for eating delicious food. what does it matter when it all goes into one pot? ]

[rav3n]

[HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO BE HIGHBROW... but he knows how to be helpful!! He'll follow her instructions, hovering around and passing her things or whatever as needed.]

Last time we did this, it had pretty weird effects, so we might want to take small bites at first.

[ravenry]

Weird effects? What weird effects did you experience?

[rav3n]

A lot of compulsions, mostly. Sharing our thoughts about stuff. [He doesn't know the difference between mini-event hot pot and PC hot pot]

[ravenry]

[ sounds suspicious. ]

When did this happen?

[rav3n]

Mm... a few days after Eunhyuk and Viktor arrived, I think? Vash found the ingredients.

[ravenry]

[ she won't connect the dots to mini event shenanigans just yet, but.... ]

I doubt these will be the same ingredients, if these places show up because of us.

[rav3n]

That's probably true... I have no idea where Vash got his, actually.

[ravenry]

You should hope it wasn't any of the lotus flesh disguised as real food.

[ she does not think it actually was. ]

[rav3n]

[STOP]

Maybe we really are hallucinating all these rats... [no he's kidding]

[ravenry]

There's nothing to say we aren't.

[ she is half-serious, half-joking. the pink haze lore supports it. ]